June 2012
kittymander:
my mom said i couldn’t have a cookie cake for my birthday so i stole all of her towels
buttfrump:
so at Target/Walmart they have these packs of mini avengers
they’re blind packages with 3 different avengers in each bag
i only needed Tony, Iron Man, and Hawkeye to complete my collection, so when my dad came home with this, i was crossing my fingers that they were all in here
wait…
what’s this?
…
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jimsturgess:
if i was dating a celebrity my twitter bio would be “stop sending me hate i can have sex with him whenever i want and you can’t haha later peasants”
aesopy:
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
