Batman: Hey, I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey, I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up, Bruce. We're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES, BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
A short summary of The Dark Knight Rises:
Friend: You've never heard that song before?
Friend: What, have you been living under a rock?
Me: Punk Rock
My entire school: You don't talk much.
Me: Cause you're all cunts.